Wow! this is great :D
People are still outraged at Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries’s attitude towards plus-size women, so Greg Karber goes to a Goodwill store, buys all of the Abercrombie clothing, and gives it to homeless people on Skid Row to transform the brand’s image.
“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”
lol yes, so then i can shave.
Has anyone written a book about this yet? I think it’d be interesting!!!!!!
One minute, 37 seconds.
My legs are shaking. Holy cow, there is no way I can do this. None.
One minute, 29 secods.
I glance around at the faces surrounding the room. Of course my Meeting would take place in the gross, overcrowded cafeteria.
One minute, six seconds.
Somewhere within these four walls, someone has the exact same countdown on their wrist. They’re going through the exact same pressure as me.
54 seconds.
Mom said I should be excited, not nervous. Yet I still find myself wiping my sweaty palms on my dress. I can’t believe she talked me into wearing a dress. I mean, shouldn’t my Soul Mate meet me as I normally am? All plain jeans, blah shirts, and wild brown curls?
30 seconds.
Something deep within me tells me to stand up. I do, drawing the attention of my tablemates. They all know too. They smile encouragingly up at me. I chew my lip nervously.
25 seconds.
That same feeling pulls me towards the center of the room. My stomach drops away from me as I take a step in that direction.
20 seconds.
I continue in that direction. With each step the tempo of my heart picks up.
19. Faster.
18. Quicker.
17. More rapid.
16. It’s racing.
Oh my god this is it. The moment my life changes forever.
My eyes search frantically around the cafeteria, searching for someone who looks as nervous as me. For someone who’s heading towards their future with no sense of direction like me.
10 seconds.
The feeling directs me slightly to the left. I turn to accomodate.
5. My heart has given up entirely.
4. I stop walking.
3. Just waiting left.
2. Everything is about to change.
1. Deep breath.0000 d 00 h 00 m 00 s
Someone bumps my shoulder. I twirl around and my gray eyes meet blue, blue ones.
“Hello there, love. It appears as though we’re Soul Mates then, eh?”
As my words fail me, the only thing I can think is “I’m so glad I shaved this morning.”^^^ THIS IS AMAZING
Omfg that was perf^
Holy shit I legit started getting anxious.
It was like FUCKING GET TO ZERO CAN’T YOU READ ANY FUCKING FASTER JESUS.

Wow! this is great :D
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
Lewis Carroll Fine Art Photography
Beatrice Henley

Viola Savoy and a little friend in “Alice In Wonderland” (1915)
What we’ll see will defy
ExplanationInspired by “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
- “Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Willem van der Meer” (1617) Michiel Jansz. van Miereveld
- “The Anatomy Lecture of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp” (1632) Rembrandt van Rijn
- “The Anatomy Lesson of Joan Deyman” (1656) Rembrandt van Rijn
- “The Anatomist” (1869) by Gabriel von Max
- “The Gross Clinic” (1875) by Thomas Eakins
- “Before Operation” (1887) by Henri Gervex
- “The Agnew Clinic” (1889) by Thomas Eakins
- “Operation” (1929) by Christian Schad
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, ‘and what is the use of a book,’ thought Alice, ‘without pictures or conversations?’


